Girls on cell phones mystify me. Have you noticed that most of the time they aren't talking. Just holding the shiny plastic accessory up to their ears for effect. Maybe it make soothing sounds. Chooo Chooo.
I rode my bike up to an intersection. I had a few minutes to kill so I just watched the traffic. I quickly surveyed the number of drivers, their gender, and the phone situation. I am now prepared to go on record with this bold statement: the women like the shiny phones in their ears when driving. From the librarian in the VB Bug on up to the blond dye job in her Esclade, they all had phones wedged in their ears. None of them were actually talking.
My buddy believes women are actually getting final instructions from Venus; he doesn't date much. I just wonder, with so many girl listening on phones, if there isn't a place where all the talker are. Some island somewhere populated with people that just can't shut up. Ooo, I need to find out if I can get some people on their waiting list.
bye for now
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